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From September 1999, this was the second Wiggler!?! song lent out to a side project that didn't materialize, so this recording has bonus vocals from Mistress Bella and Mistress Katka.

I was operating a tongue in cheek cult online, and we were planning a musical stunt to bring attention to "I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha". The plan was for me to hang at the back to run samplers and play guitar, and 2 good friends of mine wanted to don PVC dominatrix gear and handle the vocals up front. Mistress Bella had the original idea, and she was planning to break dance also.

We had a working name of "Esta Vida Loca" and were pretty gung ho until Ricky Martin dropped his single "Livin' the Vida Loca" and made us all lose interest.

The song itself is ridiculous nonsense. It's a bit of a riff on "Take Me to the Next Phase" by the Isley Brothers, but the lyrics are just non sequiturs that sounded funny at the time.

lyrics

Won't you take me higher?
Take me higher to the next phase
Won't you take me higher?
I need that Triple Meat Glaze

Spread it on me, on me, well alright!
Spread it on me, shooby doo wah

100,000 miles above the sky
Lives an army of undead that just won't die
It's hard to make it rain when it's sunny
Kill yourself and give me your money

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from Stuff That Wasn't Good Enough For The Albums, released May 23, 2020
Additional vocals: Mistress Bella, Mistress Katka

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