Name: Herr Pie
Duration: P00H02M51S
Description: From February 2001, a ridiculous song built around a German-inspired dad joke.

Herr Pie

from Stuff That Wasn't Good Enough For The Albums by Wiggler !?!

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From February 2001, a ridiculous song built around a German-inspired dad joke.

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Ja, das is richtig. Ich bin Herr Pie

Portly and mean with the mind of a child
Acrylic sheen of a toupee gone wild
Leather short dude with a bratwurst sized lump
He reads the news while he's having a dump

He's having a dump!

He drives into town and he drives back again
Jotting it down with a cheap ballpoint pen
Sweats like a cow on his way up the stairs
Wonders 'bout how his pants come in pairs

His pants come in pairs!

Here comes Herr Pie now, hey now
Little midget man comin' at you now
100 miles an hour runnin' fast
Runnin' fast, fast, fast, fast, fast little man
Look behind you!
Look behind your shoulder, here he comes!

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from Stuff That Wasn't Good Enough For The Albums, released May 23, 2020

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