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Mr! Fivelegsman

from The Pantload by Wiggler !?!

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lyrics

There's a reason why I'm not like the other boys
I'm wearing me three pairs of corduroys
I'm staying three steps ahead of the pack
Got two on left and right and one in back
Give me 10 points when my answer's right
I do my own cancan to my heart's delight
I'm a dancin' man, but I'm way off beat
It's tough to stay in time with my two left feet

'Cause I've got five legs, baby.
And everybody sucks but me

I can kick your sorry ass with four legs on the ground
And when I'm standing 'round, I'm standing round
No bipedal man could match my sass
With my extra ass and extra half an ass
The surf is up, I'm hangin' 25
I'd hacky sack alone if it wasn't jive
Doing the Hokey Pokey takes up half my day
Gotta wear my Tuffskins with the games I play

My pants fit me like a glove

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from The Pantload, released June 13, 2005

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