Name: 20% Ass Portion
Duration: P00H03M16S
Description: Once upon a time, I was getting chewed out by a guidance counselor who told me I couldn't do 5 things all half assed at once. I assured her that it was mathematically impossible to do so, but I offered to give each a 20% ass portion. She was much less amused than I was.

20% Ass Portion

from Wiggler vs. Godzilla by Wiggler !?!

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Once upon a time, I was getting chewed out by a guidance counselor who told me I couldn't do 5 things all half assed at once. I assured her that it was mathematically impossible to do so, but I offered to give each a 20% ass portion. She was much less amused than I was.

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You can't do five things all half assed at once

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from Wiggler vs. Godzilla, released February 14, 1997

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